TheClassicPorn

For those in the latter camp, TheClassicPorn is the site for you, with a huge library of kinky films from an era when big bushy tits and natural boobs were all the rage, XXX cinemas were booming, and VHS and DVDs revolutionized the way we watched erotic videos. There are a lot of things that don't go out of style, from martinis to red lipstick to lace underwear. But there's another item on that list that some people might disagree about: porno movies. Some may call it retro, others might call it classic, and still others will debate just what exactly defines a smut flick as either old or new.

TheClassicPorn itself boasts 8,000 DVDs and films, a whopping 8,000 porn stars, and nearly 12,000 photos to fap your brains out to. And though the quality might not be what you'd expect from a modern site it's certainly not bad. In fact, the crappy looking videos give it an authentically vintage feel that's sure to please anyone with an appreciation for adult smut from before HD was a thing.

It's easy enough to browse The Classic Porn from its simple homepage. The films and DVDs are lined up like the rows of DVDs you might find at a video store, complete with all their titles and sexy preview images. You can also filter by category, which a surprisingly comprehensive set of options. There are the standard ones, like anal, DP, and lesbian, as well as fetishes like cum swap, Asian, and squirt.

Retro Porn with TheClassicPorn in The Porn App or APK

If you want to dig even deeper into a film's smut history, click on its title and it will expand into a full-on info section. It's a really nice touch, showing just how much thought and work went into creating TheClassicPorn. For example, if you look at a movie's page, it lists all the sex acts in that film along with their names and titles, and even includes an ejaculation count for each kinky scene!

The homepage also has a bar that lets you navigate between DVDs/films, pornstars, and categories. And while the category navigation isn't as robust as some other sites it's not a deal breaker.

Lastly, the top banner on the home page is a great little feature that allows you to get a taste of what TheClassicPorn has to offer without signing up or paying anything at all. This little teaser offers a sample clip of one of the many sexy films featured on the site.

Overall, this is a solid and entertaining site. The only drawbacks are that the interface isn't as slick as some other sites and that you can't download videos, but otherwise TheClassicPorn.com is a solid option for anyone who's in the mood for some old school porn. It's a bit pricey, but it's definitely worth checking out. It's the kind of site that could easily become a regular stop for me, especially since they upload several films a day.